the
funny page
Ok,
here it is, the page where I and other people get to
express our warped senses of humor poking fun at the show
we all are obsessed with. I'll accept submissions of
stuff like this at my e-mail GodessofDeath76@hotmail.com (I'll give
you full credit of course, but i haven't had any
submissions yet) I added more pants lines, and the all
NEW ways to kill
destroy relena. and i decided to raise 50% more hell with
the complete idiots guide to killing WuFei. enjoy!
gundam
pants lines
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You watch, i'll become the god of death once again, but
for now i just need some pants.
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... For the human beings who feel love because of it,
will feel frustrated because of their pants...
-something
about the battle excites peoples' pants...
-...He
just doesn't like anyone getting in his pants.
...I
guess that's the difference between pants and chief
engineers...
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accepting one's pants is the true way of any warrior.
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You may call me lady pants...
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I didn't train anyone who couldn't take care of his own
pants!!!!!!!!
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Nothing is more noble and beautiful than a warrior
without any pants.
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The best engineer in the world couldn't fix a mobile suit
without pants!
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That pants suit is identical to mine!
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You can't go anywhere with your pants in that shape!
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The god of pants is back from hell!!!!!
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I am like a body that has lost it's pants. Now's your
chance to take revenge for the death of your pants.
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I don't fight bleeding hearts or pants!
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Rumors of the lightning pants have gotten all the way to
Lake Victoria...
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Zechs Merquise, or rather, Pants- come here and let me
help you
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My pants off to Zechs; he does a fine job
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... NOBODY touches my pants suit
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It's a pants suit... AHHHH IT'S A GUNDAM!!!!!
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...I don't need any pants
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Heero: I will kill pants!
Relena:
What kind of pants is he!
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My effort is for my love of pants
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TreIze: When pants are dehumanized, both victory and
defeat become miserable, and Pants doesn't lend a helping
hand...
Wufei:
ENOUGH WITH YOUR FANCY PANTS, TREIZE!!!
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Don't....resent...your own... PANTS
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...Commence pants!!!
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open up your pants, zechs, your're hiding far too many
secrets.
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...Lady, you haven't left my pants for one second...
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...you're just saying that because i get a two pants
promotion if i die.
the
complete idiot's guide to killing WuFei
(i
know i could create some serious chaos here!)
~Paint Nataku pink
~ have him somehow
end up in the middle of a crackstreet boys or
N'stink concert. he'd be killed by a mass of
screaming, psycotic nine year olds. did i mention
these psycotic nine year olds are girls?
~let Relena take
Nataku for a test drive. "what does this
pretty 'self destruct' button do?? lets try
it..."
~force him to watch
soap operas for 24 hours straight
~just tell Heero to
kill him for some reason. mission...accepted
~lock him in a room
with relena. one of them will not come out alive,
and in my opinion, neither would be a major loss.
Ways
to kill destroy
Relena
~
accidentally-on-purpose crash the pink limo into Nataku
or Deathscythe. if the crash doesn't kill her, WuFei or
Duo probrably will.
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paint the pink limo black
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Tell her that Heero took out a restraining order on her
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forbid her from wearing pink
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disembowelment always works for me
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make her listen to KoRn or some other hard rock band for
24 hours. she'll probrably kill herself.
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Trowa's hair gel is probrably very flammable...
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ask her what 2 + 2 is. her mental capacity can't handle
that kind of calculation, thus, her head will explode.
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assasinate britney spears or one of the boy bands, again
this should cause her to get scuicidal.
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somehow get her in the cockpit of wing zero (or any
gundam for that matter) see the pretty button, relena?
the pretty one that says 'self-destruct'?
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*note to self* ask Lady Une where i can get one of those
makeup compacts with a bomb in it...
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put her in a mosh pit. she won't last 30 seconds.
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burn down abercrombie and fitch
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glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool
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have her somehow piss Heero off. give heero a gun. ooops,
no more relena.
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lets see, there's the rack, the iron maiden, chinese
water torture, hanging, the guiotinne...
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tell her to get a job
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make yelling 'heeeeeeeerroooooo' at the top of your lungs
an offense punishable by death.
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chop off her head, a-la marie antoinette.
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lethal injection works, but there are just more
interesting, enjoyable (gory) ways to get the job done.
Top
Ten ELEVEN
TWELVE Reasons Relena Must Die
- 12.)She's
the Britney Spears of the Sank Kingdom;
infinitely stupid, supposedly attractive, and
really annoying.
- 11.)When
you're standing FIVE FEET away from Lady Une, and
still can't shoot her without missing, you're
officially pathetic.
- 10.)She's
that rich, popular, ditzy, preppy kid that us
average people loves to hate in school.
- 9.)A
kid like that shouldn't be handed her own country
to defend!!!!
- 8.)Maybe
it's just my paranoid yankee self talking, but I
always thought it was never a good idea to start
dating the guy that swore to kill you last week.
- 7.)Why
don't I get a butler that's really a secret
agent???
- 6.)Two
words: PINK LIMO
- 5.)She
would fit in better in a show like Dawson's Creek
or one of those other dramas about pretty white
kids with problems.
- 4.)My
theory is that she actually somehow brainwashed
Heero and that's the only reason he didn't do her
in.
- 3.)With
her as their leader, it's a wonder the national
anthem of the Sank kingdom isn't "Hit Me
Baby One More Time"
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- 2.)
HEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
And
the number one reason I think Relena must die...
- 1.)
Fighting is bad. We shouldn't fight in battles
because I might break a nail.
I
started wondering in the middle of science class one day,
what would happen when everyone in the after colony era
quits fighting and stuff. boring as it may be, here's my
predictions for the future...
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Relena Peacecraft ends up doing infomercials. (never fry
foods again! only 19.95, and if you call within the next
five minutes...)
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Trowa becomes a multi-millionaire doing hair gel
endorsements.
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Zechs/Milliardo insists on being referred to as 'the
artist formerly known as Milliardo Peacecraft'. A year
later he legally changes his name to an unpronounceable
symbol.
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Dorothy comes to her senses and tweezes her eyebrows.
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unpronounceable symbol starts doing commercials for 'I
can't beleive it's not butter' and writing romance
novels.
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Lady Une finally sees a psychaiatrist about the split
personality thing, and discoveres it's all about her
inner child. After a few months of Prozac, she also stops
plotting to kill WuFei.
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Lucrezia Noin discovers that she can use her bangs as a
lethal weapon when she borrows hair gel from Trowa.
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Quatre starts desparately searching for a girlfriend to
prove to everyone else that he isn't gay, and keeps
asking his 29 sisters to fix him up.
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WuFei becomes a yoga instructor that calls all his
students 'Grasshopper'
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Hero starts working for the United States Postal Service.
'nuff said.
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Hilde and Duo end up together (big surprise) and live in
a suburban neighborhood somewhere in the L2 colony, and
are the proud owners of a purple minivan covered in 'my
kid is an honor student' bumper stickers.
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