the sank kingdom pot party Relena was really bored and decided to have a party with all the gundam pilots and all everone else she knew to try and promote total pacifism. The day before the party, she agreed to let Duo and Hilde crash at her mansion in Newport city in the sank kingdom, where the party was to be held. But little did she know, Duo hid some illegal plants in her kitchen, where food was being prepared for the party... Let’s skip to the fun part shall we... That night, a bunch of guests descended on relena’s mansion. Before everyone arrived Relena started blasting the Backstreet Boys on her new stereo- at top volume, Despite Lucrezia Noin’s desperate pleas not to.. . Enter Duo and Hilde Duo: what the hell are you listening to!!! and you invited Trieze and Lady Une to this party! they’ll blow the place up if they hear this s***!! Unknown to most people, Trieze LOVES KoRn, and Une’s a huge Slipknot fan! good thing i’ve got my CD wallet! Hilde: yea, relena, I knew you had bad taste, but GAWD!! Let’s kick thenight off with some Bizkit, shall we? Relena: *groans* oh well... Later on, everyone arrives ( Trieze, Milliardo, Lady Une, Dorothy Catalonia, Catherine, the other 4 gundam pilots, Sally Po, ) Limp bizkit is blasting on the stereo. Quatre: i hope you don't mind, i invited the Maguanacs, too. I told them all to bring food too. and the entire maguanac corps crams into relena's house, all carying random casserole dishes. Relena: I’m so glad you could all come!!! My only rule is you can’t kill each other. Lady Une: DAMNIT * gives relena an let down look * Duo: Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Hero! hey! what’s up. Heero: Duo, i’m warning you right now, if you spiked the punch again this time I swear I WILL kill you!!!!!! Trowa: *whispers to Quatre* if he’s not too drunk to stand Quatre: laughs Maguanacs: Laugh they head into Relena’s huge banquet hall for dinner. Relena: now everyone’s name should be on a place card somewhere on the table. Hilde: Duo, baby where’d you put that... um... tea??? Duo: No problem, I hid some in the box of brownie mix in the pantry, I put the rest in that old teapot. relena will never suspect a thing... Quatre: Relena, did you make any tea??? Relena: of course I made tea! I know you love tea Quatre! Maguanac dude: Yes, master quatre loves tea! Lady Une, Noin, Trieze, Quatre, Trowa, Catherine, and Wufei, and all 50 or so maguanacs ask for tea, and end up having like, 4 cups each... Duo: Hilde.. it just got more interesting... Hilde: Just GOT more interesting??? where have you been. It’s like a formal banquet, but they’re playing KoRn at top volume, quatre brought his own army, and to top it off,Lady Une hasn’t even gotten homicidal yet. I thought she’d at LEAST murder dorothy by now! it’s sooooooo much fun! It’s a miracle! Relena’s having a party that doesn’t suck! Duo: Um.. that’s not what I meant, that teapot they’re all drinking from... that’s where I put the weed * laughs *. Hilde: *screams at the top of her lungs* I WANT SOME TEA!!!!!!!!!!!! They all scarf down a bunch of food and then the deserts are brought out... Duo: *with sick grin on his face* oh no!!! Hilde: *starting to look stoned* what now baby? Duo: *grins* they made brownies! Duo and Hilde: I WANT BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *both start gigling uncontrolably* The immense tray of brownies makes it’s way around the table. Everyone takes seconds and thirds, because they don’t know about the secret ingredients; purple sticky punch. in short everyones not only drunk, but high as well.. Trieze: *sweetly* Relena, honey, are there any more brownies left??? Lady Une: *whacks Trieze upside the head* You’re supposed to like me!!! Relena: No Treize, Dorothy ate the last brownie and don’t EVER call me honey!!!! Heero: Yeah!!!! don’t ever call her honey *grins* she’s mine!!!!!! Relena: *hiccup* *sigh* oh Heero.... Noin: Shoot me, shoot me now... Lady Une: GLADLY!!!! I saw you flirting with my Trieze!!!!!! Noin: WHAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! Zechs: WHAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Relena: oh no.... LADY UNE PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!! I told you when you arrived that you couldn’t kill anyone tonight!!! Maguanacs: We must protect master Quatre!!!! * tackle Lady Une * Lady Une: I wasn't even ATTACKING Quatre you morons!!! Wufei: Lady Une; if anyone, you should kill dorothy- SHE ate the last brownie. Relena: Who wants more tea!?! Zechs, Noin, Lady Une, Trieze, Quatre, Trowa, Duo, Hilde, Dorothy, Heero, Wufei, Sally, the maguanacs and Catherine all answer in unison: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Relena: oh great, me too. let’s all go watch tv!!!! everyone: ok!!!!!! 5 minutes later, in the living room, after having had more of the spiked tea... Heero: YAY!!! Sailor Moon is on!!!! Quatre : * pouts * but I wanted to watch telletubbies Maguanac dude: if Master Quatre wants to watch telletubbies, we will fight and die for the remote as neccessary! other maguanac dude: YES! Quatre: NO! that won't be necessary. Noin: wooooo hoooooooo Let’s all sing along! (loudly) Fighting evil by moonlight... Dorothy: ... Winning love by daylight .... Relena: * as loud as humanly possible, and waaaaaay off key* NEVER RUUUUNING FROM A REEEEEEEEEEEAL FIGHT! Lady Une: *even more off key than relena* SHE IS THE ONE CALLED SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!! Trieze: this show is so doorly pubbed... Zechs: *gleefully* HEHEHEHE!!! he said ‘dorly pubbed”! Sally: Wufei, could you come in the bathroom wiht me, I have something to show you..... Wufei: be right there sweetie!!!! Trowa: Relena, do you have any christmas lights???? Quatre: Yeah!! Take us to you lights christmas Maguanac dude: yes, give Quatre-sama your christmas lights! Trieze: *giggles* he said christmas lights. Noin: hey dorothy, you really need a makeover. I wanna give you a makoever! Trieze, you too, those eyebrows could use some tweezing! Trieze and Dorothy run away screaming, and both hide out in the bathroom... and stumble upon Sally and Wufei making out. Sally: *sounding stoned* oh hi u guys!!!! * goes back to making out with Wufei* Dorothy: Well we’re here, and we’re gonna be here awhile I think Noin is chasing us, and do you wanna make out? Trieze: Hut the well!!! Wufei: he said ‘hut the well’ meanwhile in the living room... Lady Une: * wayyyy off key* she will nevvvvver turn her back on her friiiiiieeeeeeeeeends! Heero: *starts chugging a bottle of vodka* Relena: SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEEfeeeend! Heero: passes bottle to relena, and starts singing SHE’S THE ONE ON WHO WE... DEEPEND! Zechs: she is the one called sailor moon! Heero: Loudly belches. all the moblie suits are parked behind the mansion. Trowa, Quatre, and the Maguanacs have found Relena’s Christmas decorations and some toilet paper and headed outside... Quatre: gee trowa! we shold put christmas lights up more often! the deathscythe looks soo preeeeeeeety!! won’t duo be so pleased! Maguanac guy: It's magnificent, master quatre! Other Maguanac dude: You're a genius, Quatre-sama! Trowa: LOOK AT ALL THE SHINY LIGHTS!!!!! Quatre: the toilet paper makes shenlong look like it was outside in a snowstorm! it looks like all pretty icicles! Trowa: LOOK AT ALL THE SHINY LIGHTS!!!!! ~ enter Noin Quatre: oh hi, miss noin! look what we did to the Deathscythe!!! isn’t it pretty!!! Other Maguanac guy: It's beautiful master quatre! Trowa: PRETTY LIGHTS!!!!!!! Noin: you guys haven’t seen Trieze and Dorothy, have you? I was gonna give them makeovers, but they ran away! speaking of makeovers, Trowa, you could use a haircut! Trowa: PRETTY PRETTY LIGHTS. Quatre: haven’t seen ‘em, but what do you think! didn’t I make the deathscythe preeeeeety! Do they even know how beautiful the deathscythe is? The deathscythe is very beautiful! Maguanacs: YES MASTER QUATRE!!!!! * Noin is giving Trowa a buzzcut* Quatre: HEY!!!! Miss NOin! I just had a great idea!!!! let’s paint Heavyarms pink, and then we can paint Wing zero purple and then they’ll be COLOR COORDINATEDED!!!! Noin: * leaves Trowa with half a head of hair* NEATO!!! and then we can paint Tallgeese in RAINBOW colors to surprise Zechs!! he’ll love it!!! maguanacs: We'd be happy to help, master Quatre! Trowa: Pretty lights!!!!!!! Back in the house, Trieze, Dorothy, Wufei, and Sally have all passed out in th bathroom. Hilde and Duo are nowhere to be found, and Relena is watching Teletubbies with Lady une, Zechs, Catherine, and Heero... Relena: hey, where is everyone? Zechs: yea, Quatre LOVES telletubbies, where is he? Lady Une: * walks over to the stereo and starts blasting Limp Bizkit * don’t you guys wanna headbang with me??? Zechs, Catherine, Heero, in unison: ‘eh oh!! Zechs: it’s TINKY WINKY!!!!!!! Lady Une: it sucks when there's only one person in the mosh pit. i’m hungry. we need munchies! Relena: WHO LIKES LUCKY CHARMS!!!! Heero: I LOVE lucky charms!!! Catherine: everybody's always trying to steal 'me lucky charms... Zechs: *with mouthfull of lucky charms* let’s go find everyone else. Lady Une: *singing along with the stereo and moshing* I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE...yeah...THE NOOKIE...SO YOU CAN TAKE THE COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR.... Heero: Relena, where’s your bathroom, I gotta piss? Relena: i’ll show you *relena and heero leave room* Zechs: dipsy’s hat!! Lady Une: *playing air-guitar and headbanging, still singing along* Heero and Relena walk into the bathroom and let out a scream when they find who was in there... Relena: NASTY!!!!! Heero: Dorothy and Trieze??????????? Relena: holy s***! if Une finds out there could be a war! not to mention they’re cousins...eeeeewwww. no wonder romefeller is so screwed up. inbreeding... Heero: *giggles* hey I just thought of something... Let’s find Noin and let her give them makeovers! they’re passed out, and it will be ever so funny when they come to! Relena: oh, HI Lady Une! Lady Une: I gotta pee * tee hee hee* .... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh dorothy you little slut you’re dead!!!!!!!! Relena: OH NO!!!!!!! Lady Une: you!!!! Dorothy you are DEAD... but before I kill you I must torture you first...I KNOW!!!! Relena? where are your tweezers? Relena: I don’t have- Heero cuts in: HERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!! Lady Une: thank you. *straddles dorothy and begins tweezing her eyebrows* Relena: I think this is my cue to exit. Heero: yea, we’d best leave her alone. Heero and Relena take a walk outside, and meet up with Quatre, Trowa, Noin, and the maguanacs... Trowa: Pretty lights Quatre: do you like what we’ve done with the gundams??? Maguanac dude: Of course, Master Quatre! Trowa: Pretty lights!!!!!! Noin: Wing zero looks so pretty! we gave the gundams makeovers!!! Heero and Relena just stare open mouthed at the gundams: covered in Christmas lights and every color paint imaginable. they don’t really seem to notice... Heero: what did you do to trowa????? Trowa: PRETTY LIGHTS!!!!!!! *GRINNS* Relena: who cares! look how pretty the deathscythe is!!! Noin: it’s cold out and i’m hungry. let’s go inside Hero, Relena, and Quatre: ok. Trowa: PRETTY LIGHTS they all leave the scene of the crime (carrying Trowa) and head inside and start watching scooby doo with zechs, while scarfing down several boxes of lucky charms. Zechs: everyone’s always trying to steal me lucky charms. Quatre: I want more tea.... Relena: hey, whatever happened to Wuffy and um,,, that girl he was with Heero: *tackles Zechs* give....me..... lucky.... charms.... Zechs: NO!!!! they’re mine! Quatre: be right back, I gotta take a leak. Quatre walks into the bathroom and finds Lady Une, who has not only tweezed Dorothy’s eyebrows, but shaved her head, and given Trieze a makeover. Lady Une: hey Quatre! Doesn’t Trieze look PREEEEEETY??? Quatre: uh, ok, YEA!!!! *Wufei and Sally start to come to* Sally: hi guys! Wufei: I can’t beleive you did that to trieze!!!! INJUSTICE!! you know nothing about makeup!!! Trieze is CLEARLY an autumn, and you used all the wrong shades! Blue eyeshadow is a COOL color for one, and don’t even get me started on that lipstick! Quatre: *giggles* it’s a working look for dorothy though! Lady une: * blushes* aw, thanks! Quatre: Let’s all go watch scooby doo and eat lucky charms!!!!! Maguanacs: We LOVE scooby-doo, master Quatre!!! so everyone (with the exception of Trieze and the now bald Dorothy)went into the living room to watch scooby doo and fell asleep. the morning after... Duo and Hilde ( who were hiding out in the deathscythe the whole time) woke up when the christmas lights Quatre had put all over it started blinking withoug warnig.) Hilde: what the hell happened? Duo: where are we, and what’s with the blinking lights? Hilde: lets go out and see. they step outside and survey the damage ( and the now rainbow colored Tallgeese) Hilde: I don’t even want to know. Duo: let’s see what happened inside the house... Back in the mansion... all 50-something maguanacs are burying the couch, with Quatre sleeping on top of them all.Trieze and Dorothy start screaming at the top of their lungs, which wakes up everyone else, who fell asleep in front of the tv. Relena: good morning everyone. Lady une: I haven’t a clue what happened last night, and something’s telling me I don’t really want to know. Maguanac guy: did you get a good night's sleep master quatre? Trowa: PRETTTTY LIGHTS!!! Heero: what’s with Trowa, I mean, besides the hair? Catherine souding annoyed: WHAt did you do to my brother!?!?!?!?! Quatre: I haven’t a clue. *Trieze and Dorothy Storm in* Dorothy: WHATTHEHELLDIDYOUPEOPLEDOTOUSLASTNIGHT!!!! Sally: good god! what the hell DID we do to them last night? Wufei: does anybody remember ANYTHING??? Zechs: don’t look at me, I can’t even remember my frickin name. *Duo and Hilde walk in the house* Hilde: Trieze, is there something you want to tell everyone? Duo: Trieze, I like the look, but that eyeshadow REEALLLY clashes with that lipstick... Hilde: *giggles* Lady Une: oh yea, NOW I remember: I was gonna kill Dorothy! *grabs a gun and shoots her.* Relena: Hey! I said no killing eachother!!! Noin: at least SOMEBODY remembers SOMETHING. Trowa: PRETTYLIGHTS!!! Relena: i’m not even gonna ask. Heero: it was a great party though. and all was fine... Until everyone went out back and saw the gundams, which started everyone fighting again. so the stroy has a moral. just don’t do drugs.