This is so totally crescent fresh!
	      A Gundam - Sifl 'n' Olly X-over

Sifl: Hi, this is Sifl.
Olly: And this is Olly.
Chester: And like. . . Chester.
Sifl: And we're guest stars tonight on a popular anime,
Sifl, Olly, Chester: GUNDAM WING!!!
Olly: Ok, let's kick off the night with calls from the public.

CALLS FROM THE PUBLIC

Public Sock: Calls calls calls. Calls from the public. Calls calls calls. Calls.
Sifl: Ok, caller one!
Duo: Hi, this is duo.
Olly: Hey dude. Wassup?
Duo: do you guys know that like, there are monkeys outside my apartment? Could you explain that to me?
Olly: Our landlord wouldn't let us keep 'em, so we gave them to you.
Sifl: Merry Christmas dude!
Duo: But I don't want your frickin' mo. . .
Olly: Next caller.
Milliardo: Hello. THis is Milliardo Peacecraft. I'm callin to order a pizza.
Olly: Uh, dude? This is Sifl and Olly.
Sifl: Yeah dude. You have the wrong number.
Milliardo: But we have a situation here! Noin wants anchovis!
Olly: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!
Sifl: Dude, let's get outta here.
Olly: Good idea.

LETTERS TO CHESTER

Olly: Hey chester. Got some letters here.
Chester: Yeah?
Sifl: Ok, this first one is from Milliardo Peacecraft. He wants a pizza and. . . Aw dude! Does this guy ever give up?
Olly: Ok, next letter. This next one's from Lady Une. 	Dear Chester,
	Can you pilot a gundam?
				Sincerly,
Colonel, Lady, President, Empress, Ruler-of-the-world, 				Une
Chester: I dunno.
Sifl: Ok. . . that was fairly pointless. . .
Olly: This next one's from Heero Yuy.
	Dear Chester,
		Do you know what my name is?
				Sincerly,
				  Mr. X
Chester: Who's Mr. X?
Olly: No, chester, It's heero yuy.
Chester: Ok. His name is Heero Yuy.
Sifl: Don't you ever watch the show? Heero's not his real name!
Chester: Ok. . . let's call him John Doe.
Olly: This is hopeless. . .
Sifl: Time for Precious Roy!

PRECIOUS ROY

Olly: Hey. We're here with the home shopping network and what we're selling here, I think you'll really like. Sifl, would you like to tell the audience?
Sifl: Special Edition GUNDAM ELECTRIC BLANKET!
Olly: Does the seat of your gundam's cockpit ever get cold? Do you wish there was a solution? There is! THe Gundam Electric Blanket!
Sifl: It comes in tallgeese print, deathscythe print, Relena print, HEavyarms print, Nataku print, talgeese two print,and Sandrock print!
Olly: LEt's listen to our first caller!
Une: Hello. This is Lady Une. I'm calling to order a Sandrock print Gundam Electric Blanket.
Sifl: Quantity?
UNe: Two.
*Sales meter goes to two*
Olly: It'll arrive in two to three weeks.
Une: Cool Beans. Later *click*
Sifl: And these just arrived from the precious roy workshop: Play with my hair Lady Une Barbie!
Olly: Let's listen to another caller!
Relena: Hi. I'd like to purchase five play with my hair Lady Une barbies.
Sifl: We don't wanna talk to you! Your purchase'll arrive in two to three years!
Olly: *blows raspberrie*
Sifl: THis just in from the Precious roy warehouse! It's the amazing: Grafiti on my face Wu-fei doll!
Olly: Works as voodoo doll, too!
Sifl: Caller!
Duo: The fricking monkeys are still here! And I want a play with my hair Lady Une Doll!
*SPECIAL NEW BULLETIN*
Newscaster: The Precious roy company is owned by firestone! Every one of there products will explode! And now back to Sifl 'n' Olly.
*Sales meter drops to negative 16*
Olly: Aw s---!
Song: Precious roy! PRecious roy! Makin' lots of suckers outta girls and boys!
Roy: SUCKERS!

KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL

Olly: This'll be the last part of our show tonight.
*Howard, Une, Noin, Duo, Quatre, Wu-fei, Heero, Trowa, Milliardo, Treize, Sally Po, Hilde, Cathrine, and Relena are all standing with the entire Sifl 'n' Olly cast*
Sifl: So let's all have a sing-a-long!
Olly: Duo, do you still have that karaoke machine you bought in 1982?
Duo: Yep.
Chester: Then let's all kick it!
Noin: I got laser eyes!
Milliardo: Hey!
Howard: And I know what you're thinking.
Quatre and Trowa: Hey!
Sifl: Cause there's no surprise!
Relena: Hey!
Heero: Christmas lights are blinking!
Hilde: Hey!
All: And I'm so curious!
Duo: And I'm so curious
Treize: And I'm so curious
All: CAUSE I GOT LASER EYES!
Roy: Hey!
Public Sock: And I got laser eyes!
Wu-fei: Hey!
Chester: And I know what you're thinking!
Sally: Hey!
Noin: CAuse it's no surprise!
Une: Hey!
Duo: And christmas lights are blinking!
Olly: Hey!
Relena: And i'm so curious!
Trowa: And I'm so curious!
Treize: And I'm so curious!
Howard: Cause I got lazer eyes!
All: ooooooooooohhh. . . LAZER EYES!

Gundam wing end theme plays as sifl and olly credits roll.